COLA Trolls

From: M0she_
Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac.advocacy,comp.os.linux.advocacy,rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Harley vs BMW (was "An actually respectable iPad/Apple critique")
Date: Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:16:37 -0500
Message-ID: 9u4aawvmi34v$.1uov1kafqqx6d$.dlg@40tude.net

So which rider has the biggest cock and which one has the smallest
cock, George Hostler?

BMW or Harley?
Suzuki or Mavizen?

I'm sure you have extrapolated your EXTENZive study on cock size
vs motorcycle size to include those brands.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Erin Mungan

Name: Erin Mungan (aka flatfish, Gary Stewart, ...)

Traits:

Lying (well it is flatfish)
Homophobic (well it is flatfish)

Monday, October 26, 2009

John Fuhrer

Name: John Fuhrer (aka Doctor Smith, Moshe Goldfarb, flatfish, Gary Stewart, ...)

Traits:

Another raving flatfish nym.
Displays the classic flatfish homophobia trait (see below)

From: "John Fuhrer" fuhrer_deletethis_john@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:00:23 -0400
Message-ID: hcd6qa$v7c$1@news.eternal-september.org

Blowing bartenders to get dates with the waitress again Rex?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Hans Lister

Name: Hans Lister (aka Doctor Smith, Moshe Goldfarb, flatfish, Gary Stewart, ...)

Traits:

Just another lame flatfish nym (see entry for flatfish troll)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

MBUnit

Name: MBUnit

Traits:

Extremely lame troll
No more need be said

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Doctor Smith

Name: Doctor Smith (aka flatfish, Gary Stewart, ...)

Traits:

Thinks using 'X-No-Archive: yes' will hide its posting history. It doesn't.
See entry for flatfish troll

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Gary M. Stewart

Name: Gary M. Stewart (flatfish + many other nyms)

Traits:

Naively believes using 'X-No-Archive: YES' protects him later when accused of his lying, homophobia, etc.
See entry for flatfish troll

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Sandeep Kumar

Name: Sandeep Kumar (aka flatfish, Gary Stewart, ...)

Traits:

See entry for flatfish troll

Monday, January 28, 2008

Moshe Goldfarb

Name: Moshe Goldfarb (aka flatfish, Gary Stewart, ...)

Traits:

See entry for flatfish troll
Homophobic (most likely a closet gay)
Apart from the flatfish posting style, he/she/it often drops a clanger (thanks to 'A Gnu World Order' for doing the research for this):
Proven liar (see below)

From: flatfish
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:39:40 -0500

I was thinking of buying one for my daughter this June when she graduates from college and heads to Law School.

http://snipurl.com/20rkr

From: Moshe Goldfarb
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Date: Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:11:03 -0500

It's a document she needs to send with her application to Law School

http://snipurl.com/20rl0

From: Moshe Goldfarb
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Date: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:28:47 -0500

The only thing I can say is that my daughter's law school essay

http://snipurl.com/20rl9

An example of Moshe's homophobia:

From: "Moshe Goldfarb."
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2008 01:05:06 -0400
Message-ID: robsvn9lyrx0.1rfeh8fdl51es$.dlg@40tude.net

You are boring and you sound like a broken record HPT.
Don't you have some gloryholes to visit or something High Plains Thumper?

[poor flatfish, you should have stuck to using x-no-archive]

Proof flatfish / moshe lies:

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From: Moshe Goldfarb 
Newsgroups: alt.os.windows-vista,alt.os.windows-xp,comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject: Re: [News] Advanced Mousing Device Supports Linux
Date: Sun, 20 Sep 2009 09:35:05 -0400
Message-ID: h95b28$s7g$1@news.eternal-september.org

Felching?

That's a new one.
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From: "Moshe Goldfarb." 
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject: Re: Vista Called a Pig, Microsoft Advertises Windows Using UNIX
Date: Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:54:02 -0400
Message-ID: co98nu6qkw5r.19o2vazaabv2w$.dlg@40tude.net

Of course...
I had to google up felching a few years ago because I had no idea what it
was until I read about it in this group, comp.os.linux.advocacy.

Nasty
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From: "Moshe Goldfarb." 
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject: Re: 76.122.238.251
Date: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:59:45 -0400
Message-ID: 8uugjsusbvct$.188ey3wf295v3$.dlg@40tude.net

Except in COLA where it seems to have quite a large following.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=felching%2Blinux&btnG=Google+Search
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From: flatfish+++ 
Subject: Re: Why are the COLA Nuts so afraid of the New Apple Offerings?
Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac.advocacy,alt.os.windows-xp,comp.os.linux.advocacy
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 00:15:11 -0500
Message-ID: FCnFd.4262$nq5.740@fe09.lga

This guy is an extreme Linux supporter (search on Mark S. Bilk + felching)
and typical of the tin foiled yo-yo's that are the core Linux movement.
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Thursday, January 10, 2008

raylopez99

Name: raylopez99

Traits:

Genetically stupid
Homophobic (probably a closet gay - see note 1)
Steals Microsoft Software (see note 2)

1. Hey Roy, Ricky Martin, he your favorite artist now?
Message-ID: <24839288-5e85-426e-9866-f7b169f47603@b30g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>

2. In Thailand, being more international, they had English editions of the wares as well. As for "extra code" I haven't seen this yet. I would imagine, since I've been using this Thai s/w for a whileMessage-ID: <08f1ae82-a9c4-4aeb-8c56-fca7d339b188@x6g2000vbg.googlegroups.com>

Friday, September 28, 2007

Clogwog

Name: clogwog

Traits:

Pathetic attention seeker
Mostly uses mail to news gateways for anonymity
Frequently nymshifts
Habitual liar
Homophobic
Possibly Dutch

[Thanks to xxxxxxx for most of the clogwog details]

Some of its nyms:

Clogwog, Peer Geilzeever, Nicodemus Kwaadenkloot, Gozewienus Smegmasmuller, Arsene van Tiethuysen, Deodatus Kuttenvanger, Olivier Anusjager, Quirinus Pukkelpenis, Gradus Kanusmans, Berend van het Aarshouweel, Driekus van 't Lullenhof, Derk den Klotsoksel, Hentje Kotskameel, Arie Drollenboer, Wullum Droogkloot, Peer van der Berigheid, Arend Keuvelklier, Marinus Pielrukker, Karel Klootendraaier, Dingeman Sneerbakkus, Kobus Binnenaars, Manus Simpelcont, Jodocus Uytbuicker, Arsene den Rode-Apenkontjager, Desederius van der Keutelenhof, Querinus van der Tiethuyzen, Gezinus den Sluitspierbeul, Dingeman Sneerbakkus.

Friday, August 24, 2007

waterskidoo

Name: waterskidoo

Traits:

Attempts to make well reasoned sounding posts - mostly fails
The style has a suspicious smell of the flatfish troll when on its meds
Sockpuppet robmorein1953@yahoo.com
Smells even more like flatfish:

Message-ID: fasebm$m1g$1@registered.motzarella.org

Monday, February 26, 2007

Lintard

Name: Lintard

Traits:

Pathetic troll

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Oliver Wong

Name: Oliver Wong

Traits:

Microsoft apologist
Seriously lacking in ethical values
Deservedly nicknamed Oliver Wrong

[I would like to add a link to where Wrong showed his utter lack of ethical values]

Saturday, February 10, 2007

NoNamer

Name: NoNamer (grug2005@hotmail.com)

Traits:

Microsoft shill
Habitual liar
Utterly pathetic

Friday, February 2, 2007

Dr. GroundAxe

Name: Dr. GroundAxe

Traits:

Pathetic Microsoft apologist

Monday, January 29, 2007

cc

Name: cc scatnubbs@hotmail.com

Traits:

Microsoft apologist
Pretends to be OS neutral - fails miserably

Sunday, January 28, 2007

OK

Name: OK

Traits:

Microsoft apologist
Pathological liar

Mike Cox

Name: Mike Cox

Traits:

Attention seeker
Thinks he's a Linux/Unix systems programmer (he isn't - see below)
Even dumber than the average Windows troll

Quotes:

The 'home'command takes you to your home directory if you've been wandering far, and don't want to type so much. Just type "home" at the shell, and you're immediatly transported to /home/yourusername/

http://tinyurl.com/2vp34f

Read the thread and enjoy seeing an imbecile being torn to shreds. Amazingly he came back for more with a version 2 of his home command.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Scott Nudds

Name: Scott Nudds (aka VistaKing)

Traits:

Microsoft Shill
Scott Nudds also trolls on alt.global-warming it seems
Often nym shifts - badly (email address BushIsATraitor@hotmail is the give away)
Is obsessed with excrement when describing Linux and Linux advocates

snit

Name: snit

Traits:

MAC troll
Cross posts to maximize newsgroup disruption
Despised by many on COLA and COMA (comp.os.mac.advocacy)
Proves the saying 'those that can do, those that can't teach'
Idiot

John Bailo

Name: John Bailo

Traits:

Nym shifter - used to nym shift almost by the hour - seems to be reformed
Attention seeker - will go into a tantrum if ignored
Appears lucid on occasions (perhaps after medication)
Frequently posts completely off-topic articles
Frequently cross posts to get more attention

Alexander Terekhov

Name: Alexander Terekhov

Traits:

Simple minded windows troll
Upset that Roy Schestowitz doesn't include him in his troll list
Did I mention he is simple?

Nedd Ludd

Name: Nedd Ludd

Traits:

Microsoft apologist
Habitual liar
Homophobe
Immature (see below)

Message-ID: JOOdnUwQL4GZlFDYnZ2dnUVZ_r2onZ2d@comcast.com

From: "Nedd Ludd"
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject: Linux question
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1807

Is anyone in this news group getting laid tonight?

What are the chances of meeting a girl while singing praises about Linux on
Usenet?

Have fun luzer.

Black Dragon

Name: Black Dragon (aka: colastats)

Traits:

Thinks using 'X-No-Archive: yes' protects him from future usenet searches
Trolls for the sake of it. Seems to get a kick out of pissing people off
Posts infantile one-liners trying to look smart / witty - fails

wjbell

Name: wjbell (Warren J. Bell)

Traits:

Proven plagiarizer
Habitual liar
Newsgroup spammer
Asshole

linux-sux

Name: "Some nym" linux-sux@lycos.com

Traits:

Unimaginative, repetitively boring Microsoft apologist
Thinks nym shifting by changing "Some nym" avoids kill files
Habitual liar
Very stupid

Tim Smith

Name: Tim Smith

Traits:

Microsoft apologist
Funkenbusch wannabee - fails badly
An incredible bore
An incredible bore - oops I've said that already, no more to be said

Hadron Quark

Name: Hadron Quark (aka: Hadron, Damian O'Leary, Hans Schneider)

Traits:

Homophobe (another closet gay wintroll?)
Often changes previous posters text in followups (see below)
Microsoft apologist
Habitual liar
Posts messages which are blatant lies pretending they were written by Linux advocates.
Sets Organization header pretending to work at CERN, IBM, etc
Doesn't understand the value of telnet client as a simple network debugging tool. Thinks using telnet always means sending a username and password in clear text. Truly ignorant of TCP/IP.
Troll puppet
Gets upset when anyone includes their qualification in their .sig. This along with his pretence of working at CERN and IBM implies, IMHO, an inferiority complex. Probably a drop out who bears a grudge towards those who have achieved what Hadron couldn't.
Exhibits serious reading comprehension difficulties
Quark is too stupid to understand when the point above is explained to him over and over again
In case you missed it, he is just stupid. No cure. So sad
Recent nyms: Ubuntu King, Steve Townsend

The following post sums up the trolls lack of intelligence most concisely:

From: Homer
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.graphics.api.opengl
Message-ID: hedd26-tu7.ln1@sky.matrix

Let me introduce Hadron Quark, affectionately known as COLA's Resident
"Expert" on Everything - Ever ®, who is without exception the most stupid
person I have ever encountered in my entire life.

And I don't say this as some offhand insult, it is a simple statement of
fact. He makes Dubya Bush look like a Nobel Prize-winning mathematician
by comparison, so I'm afraid you'd be wasting your time simplifying the
truth for his benefit.

You could liquidise the truth with a pound of bananas, and spoon-feed it
to Hadron whilst carefully wiping the dribbles from his mouth, and he'd
still totally fail to understand.

Quotes:

The following example is a case of where the the filthy troll changes the quoted text its replying to:

Original text:

Message-ID:

So, according to you, I'm a roy lapdog who follows him around like a slave...
Agreeing with everything he ever says..

Hadron's quote:

Message-ID:

> I'm a roy lapdog who follows him around like a slave...
> Agreeing with everything he ever says..

More quotes:

Was there a more H[y]pocritical and dishonest, snivelling swine as this Homo? I can not think of one.
comp.os.linux.advocacy - Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:44:02 +0100
Message-ID: fofqii$vl9$1@registered.motzarella.org

Surely you are not comparing the non-existent Linux (at that time) with 98?
comp.os.linux.advocacy - Thu, 16 Aug 2007
Message-ID: npk5rvzafy.fsf@homelinux.net

"Anything said in COLA is a crock of shit."
Hadron Quark, Tuesday 03 Jul 2007 - alt.os.linux.ubuntu

LOL Indeed. Of course I troll sometimes. I never denied it. One has to when dealing with loonies like Willy Boaster and his amazing killfiles.
comp.os.linux.advocacy
Message-ID: n145s4-517.ln1@news.individual.net

It does appear that Chris Arsestrom is attached to Roy's sphincter via
his tongue. Quite amazing as he used to be quite a balanced poster. Now
its just, as you say, snip and hide and giggle while not even bothering
to argue the FACTS presented to him. He rarely, if ever, reads the posts
he replies to. It's almost as if Roy kicks him up his arse and says "go
get Liarmutt, fetch!".
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Message-ID: ghoqsi$4j4$1@reader.motzarella.org

Erik Funkenbusch

Name: Erik 'the weasel' Funkenbusch

Traits:

Microsoft apologist with no peer
Spreads FUD about Linux, OSS & GPL (did the same when OS/2 was a threat to Microsoft)
Habitual liar
When caught lying runs away
Will resort to unethical means to denigrate Linux advocates - always fails
Funkenbusch is utterly devoid of ethical values
Known to cross post to other Linux newsgroups in a futile attempt at causing more disruption
Obsessed with Roy Schestowitz
Racist (see below regarding 419 scams)

Unanswered FUD from Erik:

Where does NTFS store its journal?
How did the Morris worm spread by email?
What about using MS TT fonts on Linux, why have they to be *only*
used in Windows?
Can he provide evidence for plenty of examples of competing ISO
standards?
What about the "dozens of root exploits per month in linux" he
claimed, & he was then found to be making it all up?
What was the master plan Erik had when he spammed COLA with incipient replies to Roy Schestowitz's [News] posts?

Want to see Erik's ignorance about Linux? Follow this thread:

http://tinyurl.com/323lw4

Quotes:

Security is one of those funny things. You can talk about being "more" secure, but there's no such thing. A vulnerability is a vulnerability, and even one makes you just as insecure as anyone else. Security is a binary condition, either you are or you aren't.

http://tinyurl.com/37dq5q

I still stand by my argument that the morris worm spread through email because it spread through sendmail, and email program.

Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Message-ID: <ytc8cwq251es.dlg@funkenbusch.com>

Much like Linux vendors have a conflict of interest in that they subsist entirely on support contracts, and have no financial incentive to make problem free software.

Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Message-ID: <11wcdijum09b9.dlg@funkenbusch.com>

I don't consider anything handed down from above as "open source", whether or not it's released using an open source license.

Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Message-ID: <okx25jrn3u95.dlg@funkenbusch.com>

Here's a reason why EVERYONE should be running scared.

1) Millions of NIGERIAN children with free PC's. There's a reason most of the 419 scams come out of nigeria, and now having millions of people with computers to run such scams will only make things worse.

Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Message-ID: <1ab6759hbc4j3$.dlg@funkenbusch.com>

[here's a bit of inanity regarding OpenOffice downloads]

Whether or not that's true, it could mean 1/2 a billion installs that got installed, then trashed righ away when they didn't like it.

Or, and I think this is more likely, I think there are legions of people running scripts out there to download the files over and over to stack the download count.

Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.text.pdf
Message-ID: <q4rw8sye4usd$.dlg@funkenbusch.com>

amicus_curious

Name: amicus_curious (aka billwg, Bill Weisgerber)

Traits:

Microsoft apologist
Habitual liar
Racist
Thinks 'LOL!!!' makes his puerile posts credible
Repeats the same lies even when proven to be lies
Windbag

Qualig

Name: Larry Qualig (former Microsoft employee)

Traits:

Microsoft apologist
Cannot read usenet headers
Habitual liar
Makes claims of plagiarism yet when asked to provide proof fails to do so.

DFS

Name: dfs (affectionately known as DooFus / DuFus)

Traits:

Racist
Habitual liar
Microsoft apologist

Quotes:

If it weren't for Windows, you wouldn't be posting anything right now.

http://tinyurl.com/39l89u

Nothing wrong with laughing like an idiot. I do it all the time.

Message-ID: bGyMe.6989$F_7.4029@fe06.lga

Flatfish

Name: flatfish+++ (in real life Gary Stewart)

Traits:

Nym shifting (see below)
Roy Schestowitz stalker
Self confessed thief and proud of it
Homophobic
Racist
Habitual liar
Frequently cross posts replies to other non-Linux related newsgroups
Frequently cross posts articles originally not posted to COLA
Known to post 7x24 when off its meds

The flatfish troll nyms shifts an extraordinary amount often using the nyms as sock puppets. Here is a list of some of the nyms the flatfish troll has used (NB: flatfish will often use the names of other posters as nyms):

1.ball.willy, Abbie Diaz, achmed.jones, Aftab Singh, alan.yunick, Alicia Hunt, Allen Cusimano, Allie Perkins, allison_hunt1969, Allison Juergans, Amy Fisher, Ana Thema, andyschipowitz, Anna Banger, anonymous, Archie, Archie Moss Bunker, Archie Watermann, arkady.duntov, Attila, baaaaabaaaaboooeee, Baba Booey, Babcock Johnson, babcock.latreen, Babu Singh, ball.cock.the.plumber, banjo.boy69, Bart, Bart Bushey, bill.gates.loves.me, Bill Softie, Bill Thomson, Billy, Billy , BingoBongo, bison, Bjarne Jensen, bjornstad8800, BklynBoy, Bob Sickle, bones4jones, bonobo magilla, Boyce Mabri, Brother John, BSEE, Bunsen Burner, Buster, c.baumstumpff, CBFalconer, Charles C.DuPlessey, Charles Griggs, Charles LeGrand, Charlie, Choppers McGee, Chris Thomas, Christine Abernathy, Claire Lynn, Clippy, Clock King, collie4roy, Collie Entragion, Colon Singh, common cold, compton.plaines_kid, Connie Hines, Corrie, Corrie Titlaand, corry.lebeu, Cory Dyvik, Crystal Meth Rulez, Curtis Wilson, cymon.says, Damian O'Leary, Damian O'Leary , Dana Bush, Danny Kwong, Darren Whisper, dbx_boy, Deadpenguin, Debbie, detective48, Devon Dawson, dismoqualifetch, Doctor Smith, Donald, donna.bunting_tv, Donn Carlsbad, dont.pullout, doris.gets.her.oates, Doug Richardson, Dragon.Boy, Dr.Long John Jones, dy.sector, echo.valley_26809, Eddy Carter, Elliot Zimmermann, Elwin Winters, Emmanuel Arias, Erin Mungan, eunuch.roy, Eyeball, Fanny Crackwell, Fawn Lebowitz, flatfish+++, foamy, FoxyKnoxy, frank boson, Franz Klammer, Fred Simmons, gabriele howorth, Gary M. Stewart, Gary Stewart, GayClod, George Barca, George Cotton, George Littlefield, Gilbert, Gilbert Goiter, Gilbert Hochaim, gilligan, goldfarb44, gooseborg, Graham, Greg Finnigan, Greg Laplante, Hamilcar Barca, Hank, Hans Kimm, Hans Lister, Hans Tomlinson, Harry Hilton, Harvey Fogel, Heather, Heather69, heather.banger, Heather Trax, Heddy Seafield, Heidi van Wong, helmut.ginter, hepcat, high_pain_humper, Hugh Himless, hymen.the.jew, Ishmeal Hafizi, itchy balls, IvanaB, Ivan Mctavish, Jason, jeff.smiley, Jeff Szarka, jjwassermann, Joe Josephson, John, John Fuhrer, John King, johnnyscotrun, John Shelton, John Smith, jolt.n.pizza, Jorge Jorgensen, jorge_shillingford, Jose Lopez, Juan, juke_joint, kaptain kaput, Karel Olish, karen.bullfinch, Karen Hill, Karen Watson , Karla Snodgress, kathy_krantz, Kaylie Solomon, Kendra, Ken Johnson, Kenneth Downs, Kenny Dugan, Kent Dorfman, Kevin Wilcox, Kimba, Kim Coinop, Kinglen Wang, Kristen, kumba killington, Kurt Janker, Kyle Cadet, lafferty6, Laura Shillingford, L Didio, Leaking Onion, Le Farter, Leo Diaz, Leroy Jefferson, Les Cramer, les.crippen, Leslie Bassman, lester, Les Turner, Les Walton, Le Yammy, Lilly, Lindy, linux.curious, Linux Exposer, linux.freak.detector, Lisa Cottmann, Lisa Shavas, llanalott, Lois Hunt, Long, long_tong_ling, luisortizhome, Lukumi Babalu Aye, Luna Lane, M0she, Magnus Boyle, Major Mynor, Manny, Mario Fermin, mark.kent.is.owned, McSwain, mista twista, Mogumbo, Mooshoo Bong Singh, Morris Tripper, Moses, Moshe Goldfarb , mr.macfeelme, Ms Pixee Dust, mycarisfast, narrows_whitefish, nate_mcspook, Navid Shakibapour, Ofeelya Pratt, oh.bama.da.rack, okto_pussy, One Shot. One Kill, opensource.sucks, organ.creep, OSS KDE User, Paddy McCrockett, Paddy McCrockett, Paris Marriot, Patricia, Patrick Finney, Patrick Landrum, Patty LeGrange, patty pippins, Patty Poppins, Paul Wannamaker, percy samson, Peter Gluckman, Peter Kohlmann, Peter Kränkwonov, peter.traphagen, Phil, Phillip Cornwall, Philo P. Shagnasty, phoung, phoung quoak, pickle_pete, Piss Clam, Polly Ester, Poopy Pants McGee, pus.boy99, pyles69, Quimby, Quinton Magee, Quizno Backer, Ratter, Ray Schitzmepantz, Reporter, Rich, Richard P. Johnson, Richie, Richie O'Toole, Richie Spano, Rick Young , right.wanger, Robert Strunk, Rod, rodolfo.garcia44, Roland Whitson, rothstein_ivan, Roy_Pestowitz, Roy.Schakemetitz, Roy.Schavedmenutz, Roy.Schavesmewankz, Roy.Schitzowitz, roy.shysterwitz, roys.testicles, roy.the.spam.king, RP Modell, RyanMcCoskrie, ryebra, Sally Vadi, Sammy, Sammy Whalen, Sandeep Kumar, Saul Goldblatt, schavemetitz, Schestertitz, schestowitz, schestowizzle, schisterwitz, schitzmepantz, Schlomo Rabinowitz, Schlomo Smykowski, Sean, Sean Fitzhenry, Sean Macpherson, sewer_clown, Sewer Rat, Sharon Cackle, Sharon Hubbasland, Shelly K., Sherlock Holmes, simian.knucklescraper, Simon, Simon Lewis, simply.lisa, Singer, sista sledgehammer, slacker.mcspritze, Spammy_Davis, spanny_davis, Stefan Karstensen, Stephanie, Stephanie Mannerz, Stephan Simonsen, Stephen, Stephen Olsen, Stephen Townshend, StinkPot, stomach.pump, SuckyB, Sue, sue quinterra, sully1999, SunnyB, Susan, Susan Bladder, Susan Lapinski, Susan Wong, suzie.linux, Suzie Wong, Suzi Wong, Swampee, swing.cock, sylvano12tegriorgriach, Ted Bennington, Terri Sorensen, Terry Porter, The Beaver, The Linux Destroyer, Thorsten, Thorsten Thigpen, Throckmorton E. Pouch, Timmy Luncford , Toby Rastus Roosovelt III, toe.mein, Tomas Bicsak, tomas.bozak, Tomas Dunton, Tomas Lucatorto, Tori, Tori Wassermann, Torre Stanslaand, Trace Dennison, Tracee, Traci, traci.alicock, traci.manicotti, traci.pusey, Traci Spritzendrainer, trailerpark, Trina Swallows, Trolly, Trudi Simpkins, Tryxie Lustern, Ubuntu Sucks, Uday Shankar, udayshankar29, victimizedb, victimizedbyms, Vince Fontain, Vladimir Yepifano, Walter Bubniak, Wang Mycock, Wasser, Waterskidoo, wendy, Wendy Duzz, Wendy Toiletwater, Whizzer, Wilbur J, willy watkins jr, Willy Wong, wiltons_pypes, Winnie Septos, wizard.shot, wm_walsh, Wobbles, wylbur.horseman, Yanick Schmuley and zyklon_C.
Plus many, many, many more.