One-Shot, One-Kill

Name: One-Shot, One-Kill

Traits:

• Obsessed with chrisv
• Thick as two planks

Big Steel

Name: Big Steel

Traits:

• Foul mouthed
• Stupid

Tom Shelton

Name: Tom Shelton

Traits:

• Microsoft apologist
• Taking over the mantle so ignobly held by Erik Funkenbusch