Saturday, January 27, 2007

Hadron Quark

Name: Hadron Quark (aka: Hadron, Damian O'Leary, Hans Schneider)

Traits:
  • Homophobe (another closet gay wintroll?)
  • Often changes previous posters text in followups (see below)
  • Microsoft apologist
  • Habitual liar
  • Posts messages which are blatant lies pretending they were written by Linux advocates.
  • Sets Organization header pretending to work at CERN, IBM, etc
  • Doesn't understand the value of telnet client as a simple network debugging tool. Thinks using telnet always means sending a username and password in clear text. Truly ignorant of TCP/IP.
  • Troll puppet
  • Gets upset when anyone includes their qualification in their .sig. This along with his pretence of working at CERN and IBM implies, IMHO, an inferiority complex. Probably a drop out who bears a grudge towards those who have achieved what Hadron couldn't.
  • Exhibits serious reading comprehension difficulties
  • Quark is too stupid to understand when the point above is explained to him over and over again
  • In case you missed it, he is just stupid. No cure. So sad
  • Recent nyms: Ubuntu King, Steve Townsend
The following post sums up the trolls lack of intelligence most concisely:

From: Homer
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.graphics.api.opengl
Message-ID: hedd26-tu7.ln1@sky.matrix

Let me introduce Hadron Quark, affectionately known as COLA's Resident
"Expert" on Everything - Ever ®, who is without exception the most stupid
person I have ever encountered in my entire life.

And I don't say this as some offhand insult, it is a simple statement of
fact. He makes Dubya Bush look like a Nobel Prize-winning mathematician
by comparison, so I'm afraid you'd be wasting your time simplifying the
truth for his benefit.

You could liquidise the truth with a pound of bananas, and spoon-feed it
to Hadron whilst carefully wiping the dribbles from his mouth, and he'd
still totally fail to understand.

Quotes:

The following example is a case of where the the filthy troll changes the quoted text its replying to:

Original text:

Message-ID:

So, according to you, I'm a roy lapdog who follows him around like a slave...
Agreeing with everything he ever says..

Hadron's quote:

Message-ID:

> I'm a roy lapdog who follows him around like a slave...
> Agreeing with everything he ever says..

More quotes:

Was there a more H[y]pocritical and dishonest, snivelling swine as this Homo? I can not think of one.
comp.os.linux.advocacy - Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:44:02 +0100
Message-ID: fofqii$vl9$1@registered.motzarella.org

Surely you are not comparing the non-existent Linux (at that time) with 98?
comp.os.linux.advocacy - Thu, 16 Aug 2007
Message-ID: npk5rvzafy.fsf@homelinux.net

"Anything said in COLA is a crock of shit."
Hadron Quark, Tuesday 03 Jul 2007 - alt.os.linux.ubuntu

LOL Indeed. Of course I troll sometimes. I never denied it. One has to when dealing with loonies like Willy Boaster and his amazing killfiles.
comp.os.linux.advocacy
Message-ID: n145s4-517.ln1@news.individual.net

It does appear that Chris Arsestrom is attached to Roy's sphincter via
his tongue. Quite amazing as he used to be quite a balanced poster. Now
its just, as you say, snip and hide and giggle while not even bothering
to argue the FACTS presented to him. He rarely, if ever, reads the posts
he replies to. It's almost as if Roy kicks him up his arse and says "go
get Liarmutt, fetch!".
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Message-ID: ghoqsi$4j4$1@reader.motzarella.org


16 comments:

Hadron Quark said...

I have received three emails recently from other posters who are supposed to be me. God you COLA guys are cretins. Grow up and get a life.

No wonder I chose to give up goading you sad losers.

Anonymous said...

Mark Kent pulled this hilarious prank on me the other day. I walked up behind him, and he was screaming in agony. He turns around, and his dick is caught in the cap of a Bic Pen. The joke was on me though, there was actually plenty of room.

Marti van Lin said...

The sneaky little troll is up to something again, namely attacking the authors of the stats script in COLA.

Watch the "Newsreader Poll on Ubuntu Forums" topic in alt.os.linux.ubuntu.

I never felt Hadron was evil in contrast to the rest of the Microshaft shills, only annoying. This proves however I was wrong :-p

Anonymous said...

Yes, he's evil because he wants to verify stats that are posted with his own script. Do you work for the Bush administration? "Truth, we don't need the truth..."

Anonymous said...

Hadron claims he is an advocate but behaves most contrary to that, denigrating advocates. Most recent demonstration of his trolling accused a poster with language difficulties, inferring 3rd world inferiority mentality:

http://tinyurl.com/3a24nk

[quote]
Hadron wrote:
> I assume from your inability to
> understand the simplest of threads
> that your first language is not
> English. And for that, I apologise
> unreservedly for pointing out the
> holes in your vapid posts.

Oh, so now we've gone from idiot to racist, excellent advocacy,
eh Hadron?
[quote]

Anonymous said...

Hadron admits to trolling:

http://tinyurl.com/2sv65p

"I do admit I troll sometimes. It is amusing to watch puppets like
yourself twitch."

Anonymous said...

Mark Kent is the only racist around COLA. Oh, and Maverick.

Anonymous said...

Debian Stable is one of the most widely used distros for mission critical applications and where one wants minimal impact to production work. Very few require bleeding edge software to be productive.

Yet Hadron insists that Debian Stable is full of bugs and too backward for usage:

Subject: Re: [News] Sister OS to Linux, OS-X Has Better TCO than Microsoft Windows
Date: Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:50:07 +0100
Message-ID: fr08c1$9e1$2@registered.motzarella.org

[quote]
> Hadron has an apparent inability to
> recognise how more consistent usage of
> Debian Stable will only help his usage
> of the product, preferring unstable
> versions of Debian; if not for the
> only reason as an opportunity to
> attack Linux/OSS.

Once more for the hard of brain power : I use testing. Not unstable. And I use it for a reason - Debian Stable is simply too buggy and backward and I cant be arsed to manage pinning or selectively monitoring backports.
[/quote]

Tattoo Vampire said...

Hadron cries like a little girl when he gets flustered.

高い平野のサンパー said...

Hadron posts racist remark:

http://tinyurl.com/5s3hfs

Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject: Re: In 5 years we'll see a Linux nut running naked in Munich
Date: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:46:35 +0200
Message-ID: ftmqfd$m10$3@registered.motzarella.org

"Mr Chen? Is that HPT? He's a bit chinky isn't he?"

Anonymous said...

Tattoo Vampire tries to lure kids into his van. I don't know what he does in there but it can't be good.

Anonymous said...

http://tinyurl.com/6ngfby

Subject: Re: Microsoft's Secret Sauce for 'Success'
Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:32:35 +0900
Message-ID: pan.2007.07.19.11.32.30.969000@gREMTHISmail.com

>> No it isn't. Linux is freely
>> available for download. The problem
>> is that for too long Linux was crap
>> and simply not ready for the prime
>> time desktop. It is now. But it's
>> missed the boat. And people like you
>> whining all the time about MS isn't
>> going to change that. Grow a set of
>> balls and advocate LINUX and stop
>> whinging like schoolgirl about the
>> Market Leader.
>
> Hadron does have a point,

Hadron uses a very common trolling technique. Rather than participate in
the discussion, attempts to deflect the issues by flinging insulting retorts, such as homophobic name calling and referring to a poster's expressions as "whines". In his insulting, extolls a competing operating system by calling it a market leader. This confirms he is here to troll.

He misrepresents the truth, showing that he truly is not an advocate, referring to Linux as crap. Yet 10 years ago, Linux was a complete and suitable desktop product. As you show in the following explanations regarding Microsoft concerns expressed through the Halloween papers.

Anonymous said...

http://tinyurl.com/5q82u5

> I noticed Hadron is still beating on you for the Raphael
> affair. He really loves that. Like when Kelsey offered
> somebody 30 Linux distros, it took at least a year before
> Hadron stopped harping on it. Somehow your list of
> unpronounceable names doesn't bother Hadron, I mean when fishy
> wintrolls nymshift it's ok. And your list is only the tip of
> the iceberg, there must be at least a thousand names by now.
> I've counted about 20 new ones in the last month.

Hadron's only one purpose in life is to pursue advocates like the soiling in a dirty diaper. Like most trolls, he harps on the most insignificant of issues, trying to create guilt trips on his victims. You will notice he does nothing regarding the nym-shifting trolls, which indicates he is here to troll himself. Also he gets upset at even pointing out the littlest discrepancy in his posting style.

Anonymous said...

Hadron bothers more than just the Linux groups as he was on rec.bicycles.misc posting derogatory remarks a few years back when I was using the group. He claimed to be an elite road cyclist, akin to Lance Armstrong and called me an amateur cyclist for riding a mountain bike and not a 'real' bike. He is a multi-purpose jerk to be killfiled in all groups. Replying only gets him started.

Anonymous said...

http://tinyurl.com/56cp3n

From: "DFS"
Subject: Re: The Microsoft OOXML Circus and Manipulation in Details
Message-ID: X5chk.5243$dP6.4561@bignews1.bellsouth.net
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:06:39 -0400

Hadron wrote:
> unionpenny@gmail.com writes:

>> I have not noticed you complaining about DFS, Hadron, and Moshe
>> making things up. Do you have them killfiled?
>
> Would you like to point out where I have purposely lied, and not made
> an error, about any technical issue with Linux or any other OS?

every time you open your mouth... blah blah blah...

高い平野のサンパー said...

It is bad when a known troll calls Hadron a deliberate liar:

http://tinyurl.com/5bdxuf

[quote]
From: "DFS" [nospam@dfs_.com]
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:06:39 -0400
Subject: Re: The Microsoft OOXML Circus and Manipulation in Details

Hadron wrote:
> unionpe...@gmail.com writes:
>
>> I have not noticed you complain-
>> ing about DFS, Hadron, and Moshe
>> making things up. Do you have
>> them killfiled?
>
> Would you like to point out where
> I have purposely lied, and not
> made an error, about any techni-
> cal issue with Linux or any other
> OS?

every time you open your mouth... blah blah blah... [/quote]